Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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