In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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