No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I can't put those talents on a resume
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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