its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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