Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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