Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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