Having a random hookup so left but love u
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
this boner is exhausting
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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