But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
the raccoons are back...
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