apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
me + whiskey = a bad person
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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