she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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