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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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