Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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