Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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