You work out of a Hotel?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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