The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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