and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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