You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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