Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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