Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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