handjob tips. give me some.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
It's official drugs can't kill me
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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