If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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