Sponge bath it is.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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