I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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