we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
We talked him into tasing himself.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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