help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i was born a porn star she said
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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