he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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