thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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