yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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