More tranny stories later!
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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