she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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