ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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