Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Randomize
