They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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