I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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