we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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