Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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