She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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