i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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