I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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