Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i don't like sucking hair
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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