well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
