She said her name was "party"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Randomize
