Already got asked if we're dating
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
