just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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