he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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