Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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