if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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