omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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