I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I'm having to shit out rocks
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