Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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