I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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