Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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