We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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