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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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