I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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